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by | Jan 27, 2021 | Ayurveda, Self Improvement

What this thread Covers –

. How to be ANXIETY PROOF

. How to change your social make
up (introvert/extrovert) as per your Own wish

. Self regulation of sleep and energy levels

. The very best and the very worst application of
Pranayama.

A Gentle Reminder – Scientifically speaking, the Probability of being born as the human being the way you are, is 1 in 400 quadrillion. You are not here to waste it. All of you deserve greatness. Greatness is your birth right. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Every system has binary or dual nature.
A calm and a chaos – Shiva and Shakti -Atma and Jeeva.
Masculine and feminine.
The whole system is a direct outcome of interaction
of ‘Ida’ and ‘Pingala’ nerve flow channels.
(See pic)

https://twitter.com/PsycheLeopard/status/1108415162384416768

You can have any of these 4 combinations –

  1. Balanced Ida, hyperactive Pingla
  2. Balanced Pingla, hyperactive Ida
  3. Balanced Pingla, balanced Ida
  4. Unbalanced Ida, Unbalanced Pingla
  5. Deficiency of Naadi

Signs that you have Balanced Ida naadi =

Creativity
Deep thinking
Peace of mind
Chronic meditative calmness
‘Ojas’ character of face
Ability to stay uninfluenced from disturbing elements.

Signs that you have hyperactive Ida naadi =

No energy
Sleepiness
Self limiting Introvert tendencies

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Signs that you have Balanced Pingala Naadi =

Infinite energy
Charm Confidence
Sense of humor with quick one liners
Sharp reflexes
Tejas character of face
Warm hearted nature

Signs that you have hyperactive Pingala Naadi =

ADHD (Attention Deficit hypersensitivity syndrome)
ANXIETY
Lack of focus

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There is no doubt over scientific precision of these
systems. Human brain itself is the biggest evidence of existence of this dipole. Right lobe of brain expresses extroverted
center of brain & left lobe expresses introverted
centers.
These nerve fibres cross each other on their way
downward to manifest the centers in Opposite halfs of
body.

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HOW TO FIX ANXIETY in 2 MINUTES ?

The answer lies in the very best form of pranayam –
ANULOM VILOM.
I have some serious first hand experience with anxiety. During my first year exams of college, I would voluntarily sleep 4 hours/day and drink 500mg of Coffee. That my friend is a perfect recipe to manufacture anxiety.

In addition to that I have been fortunate enough to come in contact with many people reporting anxiety issues. Today, I can literally bet on efficacy of Anulom Vilom for general domestic anxieties.


ANULOM VILOM IS LIKE ROMANCE OF IDA & PINGALA
NADI –

  1. Use your thumb to block one side of nose.
  2. Inhale through the other. Inhaling specifically through one side of nose is a unique physiological stimulus. Feel it.
  3. Hold. Let the Prana distribute itself on both sides. Let one naadi show it’s love to the other naadi.
  4. Use your fingers to block other nostril. Open the airway on thumb side.
  5. Inhale from thumb side. The cycle repeats.

Note – don’t be the guy shown in this pic who is blocking the air passage under nose. He is literally smelling his fingernails right now.

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Psychological state – once you have fixed the physical procedures, you can take your practice to the next level by by establishing new thought paradigms.

Inhale“My Ida/pingla naadi is gaining strength”

Hold – “Let the universal healing energies of Prana spread through me”

Exhale – “My empowered naadi is excreting it’s weaknesses

What to do if you are an INTROVERT & Afraid of World
?
Introverts are of two types –

  • You can either be a true introvert with dominant Ida.
    You are as afraid of a group of 3 people as you are with
    Audience of 30.
  • Or you can have loss of control over Nadis. In this case your balance will go berserk in front of audience and you will forget what you were supposed to say. Anxiety will occur in this case as well.

Anxiety is a sudden outburst of impulse in Pingala
channel.
Pingla says ‘do something, do something’ ; but there is
no Ida to tell it what that ‘something’ is.
You are so full of undirectional energy that you may
start sweating, hands may start trembling & heartbeat might
skyrocket.

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Introverts and extroverts can NOT be differentiated by
how many people they talk to, how many friends they
have bla bla bla. Anyone can socialise upon armtwisting.

CARDINAL SYMPTOM OF AN INTROVERCY IS FEELING
UNENERGETIC AFTER SOCIALISATION. An introvert
feels like someone sucked energy out of him during conversation.

Imagine going through your daily routines. Some
random uncle coming to you. Talking for 5 minutes,
Commenting something on borderline of foolishness. You as an introvert now spend
next 30+ minutes obsessing over what just happened.

BEING AN INTROVERT IS NOT AWESOME. IT SUCKS.

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Nope.

3 solutions for introverts-

1 do anulom vilom daily, for just 3-5 minutes.

2 talk to the MOST BORING and unimportant person around you for 2 minutes daily .
(I myself overcame introvercy by talking to maids. Even
if i say something awkward, who cares, right?)

3

https://twitter.com/PsycheLeopard/status/1094241266303463424

I accidentally tested the third point last weekend by the way. I got a new heavy wristwatch. Wearing that with my dense Karra did not seem a wise idea. So I wore it on right wrist.

My best friend got bored of me that day. My. Best. Friend. He got so bored that he even ventured to ask me this question –
”are you worried about something?” – and he asked me thrice. I could not answer him. I just did not feel like saying anything.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU FEEL SLEEPY DURING LECTURE ?

Cover your right nostril. Breathe Deeply with left for as
long as you like. You will literally feel the energy.
(Don’t worry, no one will notice. If you are getting mentally inactive by the lecture, most probably your friends are as well. It is perfectly unnoticeable to sit like this –

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I am an Mbbs student and that means i have to go
through at least 10 boring lectures per week. No one
has noticed me breathing through one nostril, yet.

HOW TO ACQUIRE SLEEP AS PER YOUR OWN DESIRE ?

I can write a whole thread on this topic. For now, let’s
learn to activate Ida at bed.
Simply, lie down such that your bodyweight is falling on
LEFT half of body. It will compress your lung. Your right nostril
will take over. In addition to that, the digestive system will get a vast unblocked pathway to digest dinner comfortably.

As the saying goes, “Human beings are asymmetrical organisms doing symmetrical activities” – indeed asymmetrical we are. Human internal viscera is clearly not the same on right and left half. Heart on left. Liver on right. Spleen and pancreas on left. Kidneys, although bilaterally present, being asymmetrically positioned. Same goes for other tiny babies like appendix. In spite of all this, we externally we appear symmetrical.

The very Worst of Yoga is SUDARSHAN KRIYA. Let me say this clearly, Sudarshan kriya ke a scam and violates the core principles of
PRANAYAMA.

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I must admit at first- i as a Sanatan Dharmi have some
personal grudges against Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
He wrote a cheap book to unite hindus and islam. I don’t have problem with the book, but the consequences of it.

However, HERE IS WHAT SRI SRI SRI ACTUALLY SAID
TO ZAKIR NAIK –

“I wrote this book in a hurry. In just 2 hours. Pardon
my mistakes.”
– 2 hours ! You take up an issue as sensitive as that and all you devote in writing is 2 hours ?
.
Now please, don’t assume Zakir Naik is a genius or
something. He is an official legendary idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk5q9TeGo14&feature=youtu.be

My thread about Hinduism and islam is more factually
correct than his book by the way –

https://twitter.com/PsycheLeopard/status/1076346505127215104

It is a well known fact that debates with Dr. Zakir Naik
are fixed. He does not invite his Real opposers ever.

RAVI SHANKAR DECIDED TO REPRESENT HINDUISM IN
DEBATE AGAINST ZAKIR NAIK AND RECIEVED A
HUMILIATING DEFEAT.
The videos are all over there on internet.

Just like intelligent Muslims have boycotted Zakir Naik,
INTELLECTUAL SANATAM DHARMIS HAVE STARTED
BOYCOTTING RAVISHANKAR FOR HIS SELF
CONTRADICTORY PHILOSPHIES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqeKpn5EuWE&feature=youtu.be

I fully realize the fact that some blind bhakts may still
troll me anyway.
I am wrapping up this thread right here with link to a
blog post that says it all. I as a medical student vouch for every medical argument presented here –

http://ajitvadakayil.blogspot.com/2016/09/hyperventilation-followed-by-valsalva.html?m=1

People want to know where does income of Zakir Naik
come from –
Now u know

https://www.india.com/news/india/dawood-ibrahim-funded-zakir-naiks-ngo-through-hawala-reveals-brother-iqbal-kaskar-2498242/